15 Pieces Of Underwear That Should Never Ever Be Worn. #4 Looks SO Painful

by N/A, 11 years ago | 1 min read

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Underwear is a very tricky piece of clothing. It's supposed to be sexy...it HAS to be comfortable...and yet it's such a small little item!

Even bearing this in mind, we find it hard to excuse THESE excuses for underwear. They are just too far out of this world.

1. Aluminum can underwear

I want to be pro-recycling...but this is not the answer.

2. This bird...bra...

...wait WTF is this?

3. Fish bra

There are some things that just don't ever need to be combined. Like fishbowls and bras.

4. Brief Jerkey

If your lover has sensitive teeth or a weak jaw, this is pretty much a chastity belt.

5. Light-up underwear

6. Glow-in-the-dark lingerie

Hope she doesn't look better with the lights off...

7. LEGO Bustiere

Ugh those are for kids...come on, Fergie.

8. Computer chip underwear

These look...comfortable...

9. 3-D underwear

It can really either help or hurt you, gentlemen....

10. Jean diapers

What a waste of denim...

11. This thing, which is the least useful bra EVER.

12. Bacon bra

Some people just can't handle bacon...

13. Lettuce bra

Well it's certainly a more healthy take on edible underwear so...there's that.

14. Underwear for two

For the couples who do everything together.

15. Fart absorbent boxers.

May seem gross but...let's be honest, could come in handy.