These Tiny Japanese Paper Houses Are So Damn Cute You’ll Want To Smash Them

Nope, those Miyazaki vibes you’re getting are not imaginary.

You know when you see an adorable puppy and you just want to squeeze it until its eyes pop out? Or when you spy an old couple holding hands and you wanna throw yourself into a brick wall? That’s called cute aggression, and I have it so bad for these miniature paper houses with details so precious I could fully pass out.

Brought to the world by Sankei, a paper craft company from Japan (where else?), these scale models of Miyazaki movie settings are now available on Amazon. But be warned — they don’t arrive already assembled and adorable. You have to put in the hard work of folding and gluing and physically restraining yourself from hugging the delicate paper close to your body until it’s nothing more than sawdust. aarrghska;lskdjfa;lskdjf.

Tiny puppy AND tiny bicycle?!!? I’m sweating.

So. Cute. Can’t. Unclench. Jaw.

I WANT TO EAT YOUR ITTY-BITTY SHUTTERS.

GET OUTTA TOWN, TEENY-TINY TRAM!!

A MINIATURE TYPEWRITER?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!

THIS FUCKING THING IS BARELY LARGER THAN MY THUMB!!!!!

ENOUGH. IS. ENOUGH.

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