21 Popular Music Artists That Actually Suck. I Can't STAND #10
by N/A, 11 years ago |
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People have different taste in music and while diversity is good, there are a few red flags you want to watch out for. If you have someone who claims any of the following musicians are their favorite, you might want to start rethinking that relationship.
1. Train
WE GET IT, you have a sensitive side. Tone it down, immediately.
2. Lady Gaga
There's a fine line between "unique" and "super, super annoying." You've crossed that threshold.
3. One Direction
Man, woman, doesn't matter. If you're over 15 years old and you listen to these guys you need to reevaluate some things.
4. Yung (Insert name here)
Learn how to spell "young" and stop putting out music.
5. Creed
This is a terrible band that just allows people to dip their toes into the water that is Christian Rock.
17. Really any Christian rock
...And this is for people who are ready to dive in head first, which is a shame.
6. Ariana Grande
Her voice is almost as annoying as the cutesy nonsense she's doing in this GIF.
7. Smashing Pumpkins
Anyone who wants people to know they're dark and broody this bad isn't worth hanging out with.
8. Coldplay
If you listen to Colplay regularly you are most likely prone to whining.
9. The Shins
We all saw Garden State, bro. Let it go.
10. Katy Perry
I can scream-sing all my emotions all the time, too, but that doesn't mean I should.
11. Taylor Swift
You are allowed to listen to Taylor Swift the week surrounding your 22nd birthday, but not a moment before or after.
12. The Dave Matthews Band
You can try and tell me how your favorite song by them isn't "Ants Go Marching" but you're lying.
13. Mumford & Sons
There are even odds that you are a huge bummer to hang out with.
14. Robin Thicke
Not going to sugar coat things here, if you listen to Robin Thicke, you probably give off some rapey vibes.
15. Insane Clown Posse
And if you listen to Insane Clown Posse you are 100% batsh*t crazy. There's not a doubt in my mind.
16. Radiohead
If this is your favorite band you're almost at pretentious as Thom Yorke...and that's saying a whole lot.
18. Carly Rae Jepsen
You should quit music. Just end it.
19. Fall Out Boy
Wash off the eyeliner and semi-permanent hair dye and turn off the Fall Out Boy.
20. Barry Manilow
This one shouldn't even need to be said. Listening to Barry Manilow in 2014 is just inexplicable.
21. "I listen to everything!"
Really? You listen to everything? Every musician who has ever played? False. You suck.
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Do not show me this again