10 Reasons Why Tim Howard Should Run For President

by N/A, 11 years ago | 2 min read

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Anyone who watched the World Cup yesterday, or who has any Internet access, knows this to be true: Tim Howard is a superhero among men.

While the U.S. were knocked out of the World Cup yesterday by Belgium, they were very nearly kept alive because of one incredible man.

There were moments in the game where it seemed like Howard was really carrying the load for the whole U.S. team.

And he carried it like a PRO.

Who has leg control like that!? Seriously!

Research suggests Howard is such a great goal keeper because he has a PHENOMENAL beard.

You've got to fear the beard.

After a remarkable (and best in the World Cup in 50 years) 16 saves in the USA-Belgium game, Howard has taken the Internet by storm.

It was totally deserved.

He has been seen changing Westeros history for the better...

And was the star of the BEST Wikipedia troll EVER.

Thanks for everything, Tim Howard!

All Hail to the Chief.