Squirrel Steals GoPro, Takes Us On Epic Treetop Journey

Movies these days are all the same. Plot, characters, resolution, blah, blah, blah. Who needs it? Give me something unexpected. Give me something directed by a squirrel. 

Well here ya go, bored cinephiles. YouTuber Viva Frei left his GoPro camera on the ground at a park, only to have it nabbed by a squirrel who then carried it into the canopy of a nearby tree. As our furry friend scurries up the trunk, we get a squirrel's-eye view of quick-moving branches, à la Tarzan. And when the little Steven Squirrelberg thinks he's made his directorial point, he promptly mic-drops the camera to the ground. Now that's art. Someone give this rodent an Oscar!