The 12 Sentences You Never EVER Want To Hear. I Cringe Every Time I Hear #4
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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Anytime you hear someone start a sentence in any of the following ways... you just KNOW it's going to end badly.
1.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3857f1af7f741026066e1d9cd8c1252b.png)
...because I'm going to say something epically rude.
2.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a54f88f2f561f8ae464a1e08798a7a1e.png)
...I have a lot of things to say to you that are overtly offensive.
3.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/235f219d0a454e30b2d3716f6304bc3e.png)
...and it's going to be SUPER awkward.
4.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9e7cdbbc9d7fd081f4768d27de2bbdb4.png)
...you changed almost everything about your physical appearance.
5.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9c07a8ec869fa0b0315352d68a51b5b7.png)
...I'm about to say some profoundly racist stuff.
6.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a202ca58660f3ed0586bd794631a7495.png)
...he has some really really bad qualities and I want to discuss them in detail.
7.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4cb2be079545b3ed826cb40e80cada3b.png)
...but here's some information that is literally going to destroy you.
8.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a53c6971902c325eefa4e472daf9974b.png)
...I will probably need to stop lying to you, which will be a big change for me.
9.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f212163b82aa999df90830a14f3b2b4e.png)
...JK YES I AM!
10.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5c92526e8e4cc09b0a051aa90607440c.png)
...why don't you go ahead and disregard everything we've ever talked about. Ever.
11.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/27838964bd5401590391d2f8cdd32463.png)
...I am so much that person it hurts a little.
12.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/df261e9554e26833075ab6b65b780537.png)
...I'm thinking exponentially less of you with every passing second.
✕
Do not show me this again