These 33 Backhanded Compliments Will Get You Into Trouble
Using these lines will get you into trouble.
To catch you up to speed, we've gathered the very best from the wonderful trove of #CrappyCompliments tweets. Some of these compliments are from real life experiences, while others are conjured up from the imaginations of Twitter users. Regardless, these are all offensive "compliments."
1. You're the art know-it-all
We get it, bruh.
2. Ouch! That must've hurt...
Big time! It'll take you at least half an hour to come up with a good comeback for that one.
3. Thanks, pro!
We don't think this is just an innocent compliment.
4. The nastiest words of comfort
Well, at least now you're known for something!
5. This one's not really a compliment, but...
It can be encouraging if you view it from a more positive angle.
6. Good if you're trying to be a DJ —
Bad if you're a girl.
7. Well, thank you
This friendship was terminated shortly after the compliment was received.
8. Thank you, photos lie.
Screw being photogenic!
9. Sometimes?!
Say this to a girl, we dare you.
10. What is this guy even talking about?
Must've been related to Bryan Adams.
11. Okay, this one is just rude.
Careful... a statement like this could start a war. A big one.
12. Yeah, you probably should.
After you pummel that nurse to death.
13. Not "THAT"
You're only a couple of millimeters away from being THAT fat, apparently.
14. Beauty is only skin-deep.
Worry not, folks.
15. Wow! Just wow!
You're an inspiration to us all..?
16. A great guy deserves a great compliment
Not something like this.
17. Why, thanks, mom!
"Mother know best," they say.
18. This one
You'd hate for this person to punch you in the face...and hit somewhere really painful.
19. That's compliment to your mom...
And an insult to you.
20. This guy expected the opposite.
Now, tip well to make up for that comment!
21. Just rewatched Mean Girls, eh?
Don't say this to a sneaker addict!
22. School rivalries...
Taken to another level.
23. How comforting...
Or not.
24. Divorce? Break-up?
Either way, you're in for something!
25. This one is just really, really wrong
Keeping it in the family doesn't always work out how it should.
26. Back in the day, eh?
A good comeback would be, "Still better than you, though!"
27. Yet another "friendship terminated" moment
Small commetns can ruin a lot. An awful lot!
28. Double trouble
Taken to a whole other level.
29. This is a reason to resign...
Or commit arson.
30. Oh, no.
We don't care if you're trying to make a joke, this is just not funny.
31. Slap, kick, slam!
Savage, just savage.
32. It really makes you wonder...
Are some people destined to wear glasses?
33. Oh, dear. That's it. That's just it.
We're just going to back away slowly from this one.