11 Shows That Aren't Naked, But Should Be

Maybe you turn on HGTV or TLC and feel like something's missing, an element of entertainment that you'd think in 2016 would be a bare essential of reality TV. 

With the success of shows like VH1's "Dating Naked" and Discovery's "Naked and Afraid," it's clear that some networks are putting a sexy twist on what would otherwise be just another dating show or group of freaks hanging out in the Amazon with little resources to survive. 

In an effort to get other networks to jump on the nude bandwagon, we've rounded up a few suggestions for shows that would be better in the buff. 

Imagine these men swinging their swordfish while trying to catch a bunch of stinky fish—sounds just gross enough to be a success. This Discovery channel hit could use a little extra oomph, so I think these guys would be down to strip and show their Guppies.

What would make this confident daytime television favorite even more of a badass? Nothing.

And by nothing we mean literally nothing—not even her silk robe or doily cloth collar. Time to serve up justice and give these twerps the naked truth.

Daily reminder she's freaking 73.

Swinging balls shouldn't just be props trying to knockout the fit folks on Ninja Warrior. 

Yeah, it's pretty impressive you can leap, jump, and run through an obstacle course on national television, however we want to see if it's possible for you to do that without wearing a sports bra.

A bunch of naked, washed up athletes sitting behind a desk giving opinions that mean absolutely nothing would be a bit more bareable if they were, well bare. As gross as it sounds, they're probably not completely out of shape from their glory days.

Come on, you've got to admit you've picture the property brothers swinging their hammers around your house, haven't you? HGTV needs to capitalize on these cuties and give them nothing but a tool belt and their boyish grins to wear while cameras are rolling.

Very few things in life make Steve Harvey uncomfortable. Watching two families push each other's buttons naked? That'll probably do it.

They're already breaking out of their Amish culture, so why not take it one step further TLC and have them do it naked? I think that's the most natural thing any Amish person could do. Considering they already run around barefoot, they're ahead of the game. 

Amateur chefs running around with open flames and sharp knives would be asking for trouble—but trouble brings ratings, Food Network. We're guessing "Naked Chopped" would add blood to the sweat and tears that already go into each course.

This would probably cause brides-to-be to stop being so damn picky and choose a dress already. It might violate the Kleinfeld dress code, but there's something to say about a bride baring it all for her big day.

Again, adding nudity to the decision making process would probably weed out the picky people and expedite the process of choosing a lovely home for their naked bodies.

The only thing more embarrassing than getting an idea rejected that you poured your life savings into is getting that idea rejected while naked. 

Naked Shark Tank would probably make even Mark Cuban blush.