Yes, This Baguette Bag Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
You're going to want to get a loaf of this.
Cold bread? Baguette out of here.
Do you ever rush home from the bakery or market in hopes of bitting into a warm baguette when you get home? You unwrap it from a brown paper bag, wide-eyed and starving only to taste cold bread and realize your plan has gone awry. Well, thanks to Victoria Panyukova, cold bread is no longer something you have to roll with.
The Baguette Bag is making warm bread everywhere possible, and her Etsy shop CyanUrkaine has loaves and loaves of bags to sell.
So, what exactly does this carb-saver entail? The bag has a special inner layer that strengthens the shell. The magnetic fastening allows you to keep your bread safe and secure, and the adjustable strap allows to fit the bag to your convenience.
Even better, you can carry around a very cool bread bag for not a lot of dough. You can order the Baguette Bag for $50.
It's like a gangster felt onesie whose only mission is to protect the warmth of your precious carbs.
It's slim, it's chic, it's carrying enough gluten to give your the energy to be thankful you aren't gluten-free.
The Baguette Bag is the perfect accessory for anyone who asks for a baguette as the side for their bread bowl at Panera.
Want the bag in your favorite color? We bread your mind!
Carry your precious warm bread in your favorite color because why the hell not? The Baguette Bag comes in yellow, brown, green, and grey.
You'll look chic AF walking down the sidewalk.
You'll look as cool and confident as this model does with your very own Baguette Bag.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's bringing a warm baguette home to bae.
Unzip the warmth at your picnic in the park.
When you show up to your Sunday picnic in the park with the Baguette Bag your hipster friends will probably say something like, "Damnit, Sage. Not another portable 100% recyclable gnome to drink craft beer from."
But you'll surprise them by slowly unzipping the 55 cm bag and letting the scent of fresh, warm bread waft through the air and into the nostrils of your yuppy friend Corbin, who will then contemplate admitting his gluten allergy is as fake as his wide rimmed glasses and try to steal your precious warm baguette.
Don't let him.
Go ahead, bag your baguette. Because cold bread is so crummy.
The world is a cold, scary place for a young baguette fresh out of the oven. Care for your carbs. Purchase a Baguette Bag because your baguette deserves the warmth you crave when it comes to bread.