27 Hilarious Newspaper Headlines That Should Have Been Double Checked
Even legitimate journalists can be trolls too.
When it comes to journalism, a headline sells the article. It needs to catch the attention and interest of the readers.
But these headlines, however, do so much more than just catch your interest. They're hilarious, and are almost certainly the handiwork of some bored writers.
But just one question: how the hell did they get past the editors?
1. This news about Princess Diana
Uhm, ok, what? Isn't that how it works?
2. This news about a woman in a sumo wrestler suit
I'm so confused. But this is so funny. Good Lord.
3. The news about Gordon Ramsay's double
Dwarf porn double? What does that even mean? He really looks like him though.
4. This news about a Freeway crash
Oh, I see what you did there.
5. This news about a drunk student
I wonder what gave him that impression.
6. This news that isn't quite what it sounds like
MASSIVE!
7. This new discovery
So... okay? What else would it be caused by?
8. This fairly obvious news about a raid
Were you expecting something else?
9. This good news turned bad news for Grandpa
Excitement kills. Literally.
10. This alarming news
Have you ever been so mad that you kick someone in the balls and tore your tendons?
11. These new and important findings
Wow, amazing! Thank God we have well-trained, highly paid scientists to research these things for us.
12. This news about an attorney who slipped up
Well, at least he gets to defend himself.
13. This totally ironic news
Spend that money on new public officials.
14. This really harsh (and wonderful) news
Well?! Who?!
15. This news that... well, I just can't imagine actually happening
I'm picturing a slipping-on-a-banana-peel type situation.
15. Meanwhile, in the sports section
Take it easy, A-Rod. Don't strain yourself too much.
16. This good news that will probably blow you away
The photo says it all.
17. This extremely puzzling news
Might need to hire a team to figure this mystery out.
18. This horrendous news
I guess "remain" is an apt word choice.
19. This news about a man's drunken antics
Come on! He's not drunk. He might have shown some bad judgment though.
20. This very poorly worded news
Writing 101: every word matters.
21. This news that probably belongs in The Onion
Looks like somebody might need a few more classes.
22. This news about a case of mistaken identity
It's actually really tragic to think of all the replies he didn't get.
23. This ridiculous news about a man in Florida, which seems to be a common occurrence
Where else would someone try to use a taco as a form of identification?
24. This news about a scam
It's probably the most brilliant scam in history. Technically, a magnifying glass is a penis enlarger.
25. This hot entertainment news
I could see that being a problem for an opera singer.
26. This congratulatory message that actually really worked out in this guy's favor
Honestly, I don't see the need for a retraction. No matter what, I'm sure they were satisfied.
27. This supernatural news
How did you know it's horny?