15 Hilarious International Euphemisms For Penis
Your fly is open, and your turtle's head is showing.
We've got plenty of fantastic English euphemisms for "penis." Some are pretty straightforward, like "wiener" or "crank," then others are a little more colorful, like "pork sword." If you think you've heard it all, take a gander at some of these international euphemisms for a male's naughty bits. Some make total sense, and you won't believe you've never thought of them before. Others will leave you scratching your head—or ROFLing.
1. Chile: Pico
What it means: beak
2. The Philippines: Ibon
What it means: bird
3. Poland: Bolec
What it means: bolt
4. New Zealand: Dinky
What it means: a fancy car
5. Korea: Gochu
What it means: chili pepper
6. The Czech Republic: Péro
What it means: feather
7. Denmark: Dolk
What it means: knife
This one is surprisingly violent.
8. Iceland: Typpi
What it means: knob
9. The Netherlands: Pik
What it means: pitcher
10. Swedish: Presidenten
What it means: The President
Because he's the man in charge.
11. South Africa (Afrikaans): Wors
What it means: sausage
12. Germany: Schwanz
What it means: tail
13. Spain: Nabo
What it means: turnip
14. China: Guītóu
What it means: turtle's head
15. Mexico: Pito
What it means: whistle