15 Photos Of Hipsters Being Hipsters That Will Totally Infuriate You
There's a tiny bit of hipster in all of us.
Have hipsters completely ruined our culture?
I mean, not really. They've done some good things for us. Facial hair is back and listening to records is cool again. But sometimes they can really, really overdo it.
1. A portable record player. Not really practical, man
Just showing off your hipster taste... You better be playing Charlie Parker, Rush, Tower of Power or Weather Report there.
2. Boxed water? Oh, come on...
They're putting everything in boxes.
3. Ear beanies. Is that really necessary?
Why not just pull down your beanie to cover your ears?
4. Extreme V-necks
Two things: 1. Ya ain't Prince. Ya can never be Prince. 2. Oh please... If you're putting on a shirt, might as well have the front covered.
5. Street poetry?
This is probably the most hipster thing on the list.
6. A wooden bicycle
Stick to your Chromoly/Hi-ten lugged frames. You're not being eco-friendly by using wood.
7. Oh, and speaking of wood... Skinny jeans
95% of hipsters are skinny. A good 99.9% sport skinny jeans/pants. But man, whoever you are... You gotta let junior breathe.
8. Food presentation
We're pretty sure that bread tastes like an unwashed scalp. Even if that's clean, the imagination can take good control of one's taste buds.
9. Pets
Good thing velociraptors became extinct MILLIONS of years ago.
10. More pets
Stick to your fixies!!!
11. Accessories
Outdated. Retro. Vintage. Sometimes cool, sometimes useless. Often, just weird as shit.
12. Typewriters in coffee shops
It may look cool, but the "tak tik tak tok schlick ding" sound will be annoy literally everyone.
13. Leggings
Hipsters' fave substitute when their skinny jeans are in the laundry.
14. VW covered in turf
That's no way to treat a classic. But it's your life, man.
15. And finally...
Where: Waiting room of a car dealership. What she's doing to pass the time: Spin yarn. How she lugs it around is just a big mystery.