19 Scenarios Women Find Themselves In, Thanks To Menstruation
If accepting bodily fluids is a normal, natural part of life, get ready for some EXTREME maturity.
I bleed, you bleed, we all bleed. Menstruation is pretty gross, but it's something we women just have to deal with. We tend to ignore all the truly disturbing aspects because we're trying to take care of what's important—managing the blood gates. Sure, it's unpleasant—but at some point we just have to laugh at the total "fuck you" life has handed us.
1. When you don't put your tampon in all the way
2. When you thought it was done, but it wasn't quite there
3. When you're talking to your boss and notice it's time to change your tampon
Act natural
4. When you sneeze on your period
5. And when you cough
6. After you change your tampon and use this opportunity to freak Bae out
7. When Aunt Flow comes unexpectedly and you had PLANS for your vagina
8. Changing your tampon on a heavy flow day
9. When you're going along with your day and suddenly your period's all "Hello again, Sarah."
10. When you're having a pregnancy scare, but then you feel that it's all going to be OK
11. Trying to get out of gym class
12. Trying to get the stain out before it sets.
13. When you know very well there will be a spot on the upholstery when you stand up.
14. When you find this weird, red jelly-like substance in your underwear.
15. When you don't wear a backup pad to bed.
16. When you put in a tampon and get blood under your fingernails
17. When you only wore a thin panty-liner because you thought it was going to be a "light" day.
18. When you're sitting for a long time and stand up suddenly
19. When you wake up in the middle of the night covered in your own vagina blood and try to compose yourself
