We Found Out What Everyone’s Up To In The New Harry Potter Play
While there are no *plot* spoilers in this article, it does reveal what the characters are up to when the play starts and what their relationships are like.
Warning to diehard fans: This your last chance to turn back!
A select group of people recently saw the new play 'Harry Potter and The Cursed Child' in London. Here's what the internet grapevine has revealed to us.
Seriously, go away if you don't want to get spoiled.
Hermione is the Minister of Magic.
The motherf*cking Minister of Magic. Did anyone doubt this was gonna happen?
Harry and his son, Albus Potter, do not get along.
For those of you who need a refresher: Albus Severus Potter is one of Harry and Ginny's two sons.
Seriously, they really don't.
Apparently, Albus wishes Harry wasn't his father. And Harry wishes Albus wasn't his son. 😭
Albus feels he's living in Harry's shadow, and it's strained the relationship between father and son.
So naturally Albus Potter and Draco Malfoy's son, Scorpius, are BFFs.
They're both described as losers with no other friends. They hate Quidditch and get in trouble together.
Oh, did I mention that Albus Potter is in fucking Slytherin?
Harry and Ginny's other two kids, James and Lily, are both Gryffindors.
James inherited Harry's invisibility cloak.
Harry's scar is starting to hurt again.
What could that mean?!
That's all we know for now.
Stay tuned as we gather more information, and we'll bring you more plot details.