This Ring Guarantees Your Partner Doesn't Netflix Cheat On You
It's a "series commitment."
The only commitment that really matters.
You're watching 'House of Cards'/'Orange Is The New Black'/'Game of Thrones' when a character gets murdered/shanked/eaten by a dragon and you GASP OUT LOUD! But your significant other/best friend/committed TV bud DOESN'T! That's when you know...they've been streaming cheating on you. It starts off innocent enough, "Oh, I watched an extra episode when you were working late," or "You fell asleep, what was I supposed to do?" But before long, they're two seasons ahead of you and suddenly your own home is a hot bed of spoilers.
Now you can prevent Netflix cheating and save your relationship with these soon-to-be-released commitment rings from Cornetto. Here's how they work:
First, each partner is outfitted with a matching high-tech ring. Next, the pair in question uses an app to select which shows are absolutely off the table for solo binge-watching. What's more, these rings don't simply rely on the mutual trust of a relationship to keep you honest: the app syncs up with various streaming services (Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, HBOGO) to lock any selected shows until both rings have checked in.
If both partners are present and ready to binge, the app will unlock the world of streaming possibilities. Verbal vows of faithfulness are optional, but highly encouraged. While you're at it, invite your friends and family to watch the ceremony because this is a big commitment.
Now you're bonded in holy TV matrimony. Just like the real thing, without the hassle of God stuff or taxes. Mazel!