Teens Are Drawing Butts on Their Noses to Make Them Twerk
Think noses aren't sexy? Think again.
A Rihanna fan found internet fame last week—not for her amazing vocals, but her talented nostrils. Yep, Meg Mallari invented nose twerking. If you're confused, that's to be expected. Essentially, Meg drew a portrait of Ri's beautiful behind on her face and wiggled it around in an unexpectedly arousing manner. She twerked it.
After the Rihanna Philippines Facebook fan page picked up the video the internet went wild.
You may not have to be a genius to wiggle your nose around to pop music, but this girl's err...tribute (?) definitely sparked something. Not only has the video received over 32 million views, people have been nose twerking all over the place.
As many commenters have pointed out, the video is utterly entrancing.
And once you remember you're actually staring at a nose, it's utterly hilarious.
Here are just a few of the fan's that have replicated the latest dance trend.
This girl wiggled to Megan Trainor's, "No."
Alexander nose twerked along with Joey Montana's, "Picky."
This faux booty bounced to "Up & Down" by Exid.
This nose got busy to "Dessert" by Dawsin.
This completely silent nose in chaps makes me feel very uncomfortable.
This twerk was inspired by Miley.
Obviously I had to see what all the fuss was about:
My takeaway? Well, before today I had no idea my nose was the sexiest part of my body. I even mesmerized myself (thus the nearly cross-eyed, serious stare). The internet is weird and often just plain dumb. This may fall into both of those categories, but some things are just entertaining, and that's OK, folks. Twerk on.