15 Tweets About Being A Third Wheel No One In A Relationship Will Understand
Your BFF should really start paying you for taking all her couple photos.
Your best friend who you do everything with just told you the awesome news—she and that guy from Tinder just made their romance official. Great! Of course, you're happy for her but you're also panicking over what this means for your relationship. Does making plans to gossip about your crush mean he'll always be there and know weird details about your love life, too? Will you have to hold their popcorn while they take a selfie together for Instagram? Suddenly it's dawned on you: you've become the third wheel yet again.
Third wheeling is no fun. Neither is fifth wheeling, seventh wheeling, you get the idea. There's no greater reminder of your singlehood out there, but hey, at least you GD own the shit out of being the perpetual third wheel in your relationships. And while it might feel like it, you're definitely not alone. So let's at least have a collective laugh about the ridiculousness we all feel being "that friend." #ThirdWheelersUnite.
1. There comes a point where you accept that being a third wheel is a part of who you are
2. You'll be at a party with a friend and the minute they find someone to make out with you're left just awkwardly chilling by your lonesome
3. When you're not third-wheeling you're fifth-wheeling, seventh-wheeling, etc..
You know, until they eventually run out of wheels.
4. Your couple friends should at least be considerate enough to make you squad leader
5. No matter how much you tell them to cut it out with the PDA it's non-fucking-stop
6. You basically majored in the art of third-wheeling and you're a GD professional at this point
7. You can't decide whether or not these "third-wheel booths" are there to make you feel more included or are just some sort of sick joke
8. Yeah, your BFF really needs to start paying you for taking all her lovey-dovey profile pics
9. Sometimes, you feel like you're a part of your BFF's relationship too...
10. ...but other most times, you feel like you're always there at the worst times
11. You at least try to like the person your friend is dating since you'll probably be hanging out with them like allllll the time
12. There's nothing worse than when you introduce two friends and they click way more than you wanted them to
13. You know you've reached the ultimate third-wheel low when you go out with your parents on a Saturday night
14. When you're in the mood for company and resort to your couple friends, those are the times you don't get the invite
15. Buuut look on the brightside thirdwheelers—you of all people know relationships best
You're able to see multiple perspectives while developing strong observational skills that will prepare you for a good relationship of your own someday. Or you know, you can just learn and observe how to third wheel the shit out of your best friend when she inevitably dumps who she's dating. It's karma at the very least.