This Idiot 'Pranked' His GF's Vagina And Deserves Corporal Punishment
Brad Holmes is probably the cruelest, most unfunny person in the world.
There's nothing wrong with a harmless prank
However, there's absolutely something terribly wrong with a harmful, dangerous prank. Just ask YouTuber Brad Holmes' girlfriend Jen. She's been the victim of more than one of Brad's "pranks," which are really more like a sociopath's sadistic episodes caught on film. Not only are the pranks not funny, they're often dangerous, cruel and riddled with misogyny.
But Brad's latest prank trumps them all—it's just pure, unadulterated evil.
In Brad Holmes' most recent prank, he rubbed a chili pepper on a tampon and waited as his girlfriend Jen unwittingly inserted it in her vagina
Pretty awful, right?
Rumors are spreading around the Internet that this prank is fake, but its legitimacy is still unknown. We can only hope that no one would be cruel enough to actually do this to someone they love. What if the pepper had damaged her vagina? What if she'd had an allergic reaction? There are some things that are completely off limits when it comes to pranks, and damaging someone else's genitals definitely falls into that category.
Not to mention the invasion of privacy that comes with videotaping someone in the bathroom and posting that on YouTube—t's creepy and unsettling. I don't want to celebrate this man's behavior in any shape or form. I'm essentially writing this as a PSA: please don't condone this kind of behavior.
In case you think this cruel prank was some kind of one-time misguided attempt at humor, I have news for you: it wasn't
Brad's been playing these kinds of pranks for sometime now. He's built his entire YouTube famous presence off of essentially treating his beautiful, sweet girlfriend like absolute garbage. It's really amazing how powerful the selfish desire for 15 minutes of Internet fame is. Would you humiliate a loved one in front of the whole world for a few million video views? Brad Holmes would, and has, many times over.
He once cut his girlfriend's hair when she was sleeping and then tossed the lopped-off braid at her like she was some kind of peasant
Is it fake? I hope so. If it is, she deserves an Oscar because that is one fantastic acting job. But if you're familiar with Brad's sense of humor, you can rest assured that this is almost certainly real.
He once convinced his girlfriend that the dog ate her vibrator
This caused her to put the dog in a series of uncomfortable positions. She had to force her fingers down the dogs throat and hold it down, which was certainly a traumatizing experience for the animal. Of course, she did so out of concern for the dog. Brad, on the other hand, found that subjecting an animal to cruelty was absolutely hilarious.
Brad also once faked a proposal to his girlfriend—asking if she would make him the happiest man in the world by making him a cup of tea
Honestly, she really dodged a bullet with this one IMO. Somehow, Brad managed to combine dream-crushing and misogyny in this prank, which I wouldn't have thought was possible.
Jen does prank Brad back sometimes, though, like when she convinced him she was sleeping with her brother in retribution for the haircut prank
When he found out, he wasn't laughing—in fact, he calls her a "stupid bitch" in the video. Once again, gotta love that misogyny.
Brad, I hope your girlfriend leaves you and you're stuck alone with your flat brim hats, floral tanks and douchey attitude for eternity. At least you'll have a few hundred YouTube subscribers to keep you company. 🖕