Show Your Boyfriend How To Finger You By Using A Cantelope, Like This Weird Lady

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

You're gonna want a glass of wine for this.

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It's my hope that you read this headline and fully expected to experience something very graphic and VERY VERY STRANGE. If that wasn't clear, here's another "VERY" for good measure, because holy shit. Stephanie Sarley is creating fruit porn on Instagram. OK, OK, she's making fruit "art" but you know, art has certainly never given me these kind of feels before. ~~Does that make it good?~~

Fruit fucking or fruit f-arting, there's no denying Sarley is pretty good with her hands. In fact, I have a few exes that could probably learn a thing of two from her. So, grab your man and a bottle of wine. Let's push through the weird and very uncomfortable, together and use her, er...methods as a sexual education experience.

Just imagine this papaya is a vagina.

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File that under things I never thought I'd type.

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Or this sweet little apricot.

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Don't try to pick anything out, though. I have a vagina and I'm mostly certain everything should stay in there.

Or this Strawberry, plucked for the very first time.

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I guess I can probably stop the commentary now, huh?

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Which is probably best because I'm not sure what to say about this.