These 12 Animals Are Secretly Plotting to Kill You With Their Cuteness
This is exactly how I pictured myself dying.
The adorable animal uprising is here and there is no hope for us. Our civilized world is coming to an extremely cute end.
The only solace we have for you is proof of the awww-inducing end times. While we were distracted by the farting wombat, these fuzzy animals snuck up on us with their guerilla cuteness. Puppies, kittens, bright birds and tiny turtles are coming for us all—and they have terrifying twinkles in their eyes. Don't be fooled—these cute animals are killers.
This vicious kitty launches a full-speed attack at its victim.
This bloodthirsty puppy's plan to overthrow the human race starts by targeting its vulnerable populations.
This ninja kitty has a black belt in murder.
This kitty kills its victims slowly, by dismembering them one finger at a time.
This kitten terrorizes your vital organs with accurate pain-pounces.
This sneaky bird will stab you in the back without hesitation.
This bold cat will mutilate your baby maker.
This demon bird plays dirty by going for your eyes first.
This blunt cat will make you unlovable with intense face scars.
This army of pugs isn't afraid to stomp faces.
TBH, there are worse ways to die.