If You Fantasize About Being Indiana Jones, You Should Vacation Here ASAP
"Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!"
Do you like adventure?
Of course you do! Who doesn't like adventure. Let me ask you this then: are you lazy?
Okay, you don't have to answer that. But let's just assume for a second that you're both of these things. I, for one, know that my mind is adventurous but my body is very, very lazy. It's just the way I am. I've always been lazy, but I've always wanted to be Indiana Jones at the same time.
Unfortunately, these two don't mix well, which is sad. If only there were some magical vacation destination that would let me feel like Indiana Jones while also being lazy AF...
If you're anything like me, you totally wish you were Indiana Jones, too.
Sadly, none of us ever will be Indiana Jones, both because he's a fictional character and because no one has so much luck and adventurous spirit. But, thanks to a plantation in Hawaii, you can get pretty close to having some Indiana Jones-sized adventures, just minus the whole overly active and death-defying parts.
This is Lihue Plantation in Kauai, Hawaii. It may not look like it yet, but it's your ticket to your very own lazy version of an Indiana Jones adventure.
In its heyday, Lihue Plantation was one of the most important sugar cane plantations in Hawaii. Now, it's a tourist hotspot.
What used to be an irrigation ditch in Lihue Plantation is now the most awesome all-natural lazy river you will ever come across.
And what, exactly, would a peaceful tube ride through the Hawaiian jungle make you feel like? That's right, like a lazy Indiana Jones. Why actually flee deadly boulders when you could just fantasize about fleeing them at a glacial pace?
Forget the lazy river at the local water park. You need to go to Hawaii and get the real lazy river experience.
It's gotta be totally cool and spooky at the same time to go tubing through the jungle. It takes a real adventurous (and slothful) spirit.
Okay, I hear you. You don't think Lihue Plantation is Indiana Jonesy enough. Well, what if I told you you also get to tube through a freaky, Temple of Doom-like cave?
See? It's like the Indiana Jones experience, but for someone who really doesn't feel like standing up a whole lot.
And how about this? You can't even tell me this doesn't feel exactly like an establishing shot from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
So what are you waiting for? Don't you want to feel like Indy?
DO IT! GO TO HAWAII!
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