13 Celebrities Who Should Definitely Never Shave Their Beards Again
Please, keep the beard. The whole world will thank you.
Not everyone looks great in a beard.
But some men only look great in a beard. Clean shaven, a good amount of full-grown men just look like little boys. But give 'em a beard and they look like they'd know their way around a lumber yard.
This has been the case with a lot of celebrities lately—take Drake for instance. When he had a beard, he was a manly rap god, but as soon as he shaved it off, he looked like he was ready to go back to starring in "Degrassi." Long story short, some men just need to have beards if they're going to be taken seriously. Otherwise, they just look derpy as hell, and nobody wants that.
1. Drake
Beardless: "Degrassi" star
Bearded: Rap God
2. Nick Offerman
Beardless: Your drunk uncle
Bearded: Red-blooded, meat-eating American (aka Ron Swanson)
3. Louis CK
Beardless: Pedophile
Bearded: Pleasant gentleman
4. Denzel Washington
Beardless: Lost and/or confused child
Bearded: Total stunner
5. Jon Hamm
Beardless: Mad boy
Bearded: Mad man
6. Adam Levine
Beardless: Math teacher
Bearded: Fucking rock star
7. Justin Timberlake
Beardless: Boy band star
Bearded: Man band star
8. Usher
Beardless: WHAT THE FUCK???
Bearded: Actual person
9. Jared Leto
Beardless: Glenn Close
Bearded: Hunky caveman
10. Jake Gyllenhaal
Beardless: Nervous freshman
Bearded: Weathered stud
11. John Krasinski
Beardless: Prep school lacrosse team benchwarmer
Bearded: GQ cover model
12. Zach Galifianakis
Beardless: Fraternity pledge
Bearded: Grizzly Adams
13. Russell Brand
Beardless: Starving orphan boy
Bearded: International sex symbol
Long story short: beards are just better. If you don't have one, get one. You'll thank me once all the movie deals start coming your way. 🎅🏽