Thank God For Cards Against Humanity's Tools To Survive A Trump Presidency
Everything you need for a Trumped-out, post-apocalyptic America.
As if we needed another reason to love Cards Against Humanity, the comedy geniuses just released a "Bug-Out Bag" survival kit in case of a (God forbid) Donald Trump presidency.
For just $25, the 16-item kit lives inside of a handy duffle bag, which includes 25 CAH cards themed around "America's 45th and last president, Donald Trump." The bug-out bag comes on the heels of an unaffiliated company's release of a Donald Trump version of the raunchy card game.
What exactly is included in your very own Bug-Out Bag?
Survival tools such as food rations and water purification tablets...
... And everything you'd need to survive in your new home country, Mexico.
There's even a locket with former President Barack Obama pictured inside so you can remember all of the good times.
I know what you're thinking: this seems too good to be true.
CAH confirmed this deal on their Facebook page, responding to skeptical buyers.
The bags sold out in less than an hour, so it looks like you're on your own if you want to survive.