One Farting, Corn-Guzzling Wombat Breaks Internet, All Drunk Uncles Cheer
This wombat is our drunk uncle's spirit animal.
As much as we all try to avoid family gatherings that have that one goddamn drunk uncle in attendance, we sometimes can't help it. Our mom has the persuasive powers of a voodoo priestess. So, sometimes we have to see his face, smell his breath and, unfortunately, smell his farts—not to mention watch the human tornado eat.
So when we came across this wombat, we knew we had found ol' drunk Uncle Mark's spirit animal.
This little furball, Pete, is anything but cuddly. Pete likes to fart and aggressive guzzle his favorite food: corn. And that's not exactly the type of snuggle that anyone seeks out after a long day at work.
Once the internet found out about Pete, no one could contain their disbelief. See for yourself why we are all simultaneously scared, repulsed and enthralled.
This is our drunk uncle.
Just like our drunk uncle, Pete isn't afraid of letting one fly.
Turn that sound on.
Pete can't resist a wink after the fart to show off his pride.
Pete's table manners are the literally just like Uncle Mark's, too.
Jarring, unexpected aggression over food and everything.
The comment section lit up with hilarious insights:
In true drunk uncle fashion, Pete destroys anything that would be remotely good for him.
See you at Christmas, Uncle Mark. I'm getting you a stocking full of sweet corn.