Flee Into The Arms Of A Canadian Lover After Trump Wins Using This New Site
Use this app if you don't want to live in Trump's America...and get free health care and syrup at a moment's notice.
We've found this presidential election's ultimate anti-hero and it's a dating app. Allow us to introduce Maple Match, designed to help anti-Trump Americans meet Canadians, should they need an escape plan across the border.
Designed to help liberals and anti-Trump Republicans alike, the new dating site, Maple Match, hasn't launched yet. The Guardian reports that the soon-to-be-launched site has already garnered 35,000 hits and about 5,000 people ready to flee into the arms of a Canadian lover.
Maple Match founder Joe Goldman told the Guardian he thought of the idea when Donald Trump's bid for the presidency turned from joke to legitimate possibility; like the rest of the population, Goldman was concerned. That's when the brilliant, border-crossing idea came to him.
Even though the site doesn't grant you Candian citizenship, falling in love and consequently marrying a Canadian-born partner could fix that. The dating site hopes to give a good reason for all of those American's that have searched "move to Canada" since Super Tuesday have a thriving love life once they relocate.
Additionally, a recent poll saying that nearly 20% of Americans would consider moving to Canada if the tiny-handed, orange presidency came to pass. Now Maple Match is there to rescue all future American ex-pats looking for love.
Signing up is easy. Just admit your love for lumberjacks and disclose your thoughts on the decline of American popularity as a result of Trump's rhetoric.
So if you don't want Trump or any of his brainwashed supporters coming at you with this face during sexytime...
...and trying to put fingers where they don't belong...
...and making this face at completion. Then we suggest you download Maple Match and head for the border ASAP.
