20 Relatable Moments for Every Makeup Fan Who Doesn't Understand Subtlety
The bolder the better. 💋
Loving dramatic makeup comes at a cost—and not just a monetary one. You have to acquire a patient group of friends who realize that a bold brow and blinding highlight take time. After all, you can't rush perfection.
Anyone who loves dramatic makeup has experienced the struggle of being completely misunderstood by friends, family and even strangers. What's it to them? Subtlety isn't your strong suit, and your contour game is way too strong to bother giving them a second thought. So, whether you want to live as a walking rainbow, take inspiration from mythical creatures or you're destroying societal norms with your mad artistry, here are 20 moments that are far too real for anyone who blows their entire paycheck at Sephora.
1. Your friends never expect you to arrive on time to any social gathering
2. The more makeup you have on, the prettier you'll be
3. Your makeup routine is narrated by the popular YouTube beauty guru you are in your mind
4. Even your dog loves a bold, red lip color
5. Your relationship milestones aren't the norm
6. Broken highlighter compacts are cause for major concern in your friend circle
7. You have to allot time in the morning to sit back and admire yourself
8. "If he really loves me, he'll wait."
9. You have a few over-the-top shade names picked out, just in case you become head of a major makeup brand
10. Taking off your makeup is an ordeal, to say the least
11. You're constantly fielding irrelevant comments about your makeup
12. If you can't be seen from space, your highlight is not strong enough
13. You can never having enough bold and bright shimmery, matte, sheer, or cream options
14. An artist at work should never be disturbed
15. You reserve a few days a week to look like a troll, but when the weekend rolls around, you transform
16. You've been in this panicked state more times than you'd like to admit
17. "Natural" is a foreign concept to you
18. Your makeup is above average, so everything and everyone else in your life should be the same, right?
19. You plan to welcome your offspring into the world in the most glam way possible
20. You don't have time for anyone who doesn't appreciate your dedication to makeup