15 Tweets About Netflix That Are Way Too Real If You're Single
Relationships come and go, but Netflix is 4ever.
Forget people, Netflix should be your true companion and here's why—you get to wear the pants in the relationship by telling it exactly what you want and when you want it. You're always entertained, and if you're not, you get to be the one to tell them to mix it up! Plus, your time together is best enjoyed cuddling up in bed.
Seriously, why would you want to be in a relationship with a person when this amazing streaming service solely exists to please you?
Here are 15 tweets that prove Netflix is just like dating someone—except better.
1. 💜There's no relationship quite like Netflix💜
2. Instead of waking up in a stranger's bed, your guilt is more about what you drunk-binged on Netflix the night before
And of course, what you ate while watching.
3. That's not to say you shouldn't have your cake and eat it too
4. Netflix just gets you, and the best of things are unspoken
5. Time spent with Netflix is just like dating in the real world
Dating is
95% looking for the right person
5% being with that special someone
6. There comes a point where you might question your relationship
7. Drunk you is probably a little bit more adventurous than sober you
8. Your soulmate is also probably at home streaming Netflix just like you
9. Hey, Netflix just likes to stay in the loop with what's going on
10. Netflix is always there to remind us what we're doing with our lives
11. There are times late at night where you swear Netflix is there, begging for you
12. Your secret, ongoing relationship with Netflix just adds to the excitement of everything
No wonder your love still hasn't died.
13. Cutting off your relationship with Netflix will legit feel like a breakup
Cruel move.
14. We accept the love movies we think we deserve.
15. You don't get how "Netflix and chill" is hook up slang when it's literally what you do all the GD time
And you couldn't be prouder.