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14 Inspirational Tea Bag Messages For Cranky Morning Curmudgeons

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

Don't tell me to love myself, ya stupid tea bag. 

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I'm a cranky jerk in the morning, and for most of the day, to be honest. But nothing ruffles my curmudgeon-y feathers more than a peppy inspirational quote dangling at the end of my tea bag. I just need something warm with a little bit of caffeine, so please, don't tell me that "love is a river filled with trust" or "this day is a gift, waiting to be unwrapped." Barf. Tell me something real. 

Welp. Here ya go, fellow jerks. 

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