14 Inspirational Tea Bag Messages For Cranky Morning Curmudgeons

I'm a cranky jerk in the morning, and for most of the day, to be honest. But nothing ruffles my curmudgeon-y feathers more than a peppy inspirational quote dangling at the end of my tea bag. I just need something warm with a little bit of caffeine, so please, don't tell me that "love is a river filled with trust" or "this day is a gift, waiting to be unwrapped." Barf. Tell me something real. 

Welp. Here ya go, fellow jerks.