Why This Risqué Restaurant Already Has 5,000 People On Its Waiting List
Because food just tastes better when you're not wearing pants.
I'm pretty sure it's common fact that being naked is far superior to wearing clothes...
And I think everyone who holds this belief has felt vindicated by the rise of traditionally clothed activities turning into naked ones. Dating Naked on VH1 and Naked and Afraid on The Discovery Channel are just two examples of the butt-naked movement.
To kick the trend up a notch, a new restaurant opening in July 2016 is serving up
The Bunyadi will be open for just three months in London, as an adventurous naked dining experience.
The idea comes from Lollipop, the same company behind the wildly popular ABQ, the Breaking Bad-Inspired cocktail lounge. According to a press release, The Bunyadi will provide diners with an experience, "free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life," which is a fancy way of saying, "get bare ass naked and eat some cool shit."
As part of the escapist concept, you'll get to eat surrounded by bamboo, wicker and wooden furniture.
Because nothing sounds better than plopping your bare ass down onto an old tree stump! Sounds super comfortable and not at all like you're going to get a splinter up your bum-bum.
The restaurant will serve only food cooked without electricity, so we assume this is exactly what the meals will look like.
Just kidding. The food will be cooked on a wood-flame grill, so you'll be able to eat something that literally just came out of the fire when your penis is flopping around, which again, doesn't sound dangerous at all.
They say nudity isn't required to dine there, but if you're going to get one of the tickets, it seems like a lost opportunity if you chicken out.
We're hoping chef Adrian De Berardinis, the Bear-Naked Chef, is at the helm of this culinary experience. Bonus points if the kitchen has an open view.
Seriously, he's a real person with a web series and everything where he cooks naked. You should definitely check him out.
(Just another picture of Adrian De Berardinis and his butt, because why not?)
But back to The Bunyadi...
According to this layout, it looks like there will be "non-naked" areas, i.e. the boring parts.
Clearly Londoners are a saucy bunch. In just one day, more than 6,000 people signed up on the ticket waiting list.
If you're in London, or will be in London in July, and are really looking to see a stranger next to you eat a cheese plate naked, you can sign up for the list on their website.