25 People We Could've Done Without In 2015

To mark the release of TIME's 100 Most Influential People List , we took the liberty of recognizing a quarter of the people who've had a fraction of influence on all of our lives.

A mix of both mainstream losers and duds from our personal lives, these turds earned a spot on this list for a slew of strange, upsetting and disappointing reasons, and we want them to feel just as unimportant as they should.

Comedian / Insensitive Bitch

All we have to say to the creator of the YouTube videos "Dear Fat People" and "Dear Black People" is: "Dear Nicole, Stop Making Videos"

Loan Advisor / Total Buzzkill

She calls me on the first of the month every month and probably will for the next 40 years, or until I've fully paid off my loans (so probably the next 40 years). It's almost like she has an alarm on her phone for when my paycheck direct deposits into my account.

Former Disney Star/ Professional Seat Warmer on "The View"

We had such high hopes for Raven and she’s disappointed us in every way. Audiences hoped the down-to-earth humor from her hit series “That’s So Raven” would come through as a host, and yet she’s consistently the least popular and least interesting.

County Clerk / Bigoted Asshole

Kentucky County Clerk defied the Supreme Court's June 26 ruling by refusing to sign marriage license to same sex couples. Excuse us Kim, but who died and made you Cupid? Love is love, and luckily you aren't allowed to deny that.

Former Subway Spokesman / Perverted Pedophile / Owner Of Big Jeans

After making millions from basically only eating Subway, Jared Fogle pled guilty to paying for sex with minors and was sentenced to 15 years in prison, where he will hopefully rot into the pile of flaming hot garbage that he is.

Fire Escape Hog / Total Loser

From what I can tell, Jeff doesn't have a job. He stores his minibike on the fire escape we both share and that infuriates me beyond reason. More than once, he's left his apartment door open and his cat has escaped, which forces me to carry the moody feline back to Jeff's front door as it scratches the shit out of my arms. I've literally never seen Jeff wearing anything besides frilly jorts, and he always, always has a PBR in his hand. Fuck you, Jeff.

R&B Singer / Abusive Dickhead

Just when we thought Chris Brown couldn't get any lower, he tweeted grossly insensitive remarks about singer Kehlani's suicide attempt as being "a cry for sympathy."

Pharmaceutical CEO / Selfish Asshole

Basically this CEO of suck s company acquired the drug Daraprim, which is used by people with weakened immune systems, rare viruses, and and raised the cost from $13.50 to $750 a pill, otherwise known as a 5,000% increase. He 

Lazy Creators / Lazy Humans

These things regularly catch on fire. But are we really surprised the inventors of the douchiest way to avoid walking half-assed the execution of it?

Actor / Predator

How many women have to speak up in order for justice to be served? Apparently more than 57.

Actress / Vaccine - Phobe

She refuses to vaccinate her kids because she believes these shots cause Autism. 

Former Quarterback / Glorified Frat Boy

From the first freshman to win a Heisman trophy to the NFL's biggest liability, Johnny's party boy ways may have gotten him laid, but they've also gotten him unemployed.

Singer / Twitter Drama Addict

She continuously feuds on social media with anyone from Sarah Palin to the CEO of Twitter himself, Jack Dorsey, proving cyberbullying and Internet feuding isn't a good look on anyone.

Rich Teen / Everything Wrong With America's Affluent Youth

Couch killed four people while driving drunk in 2013 and was given just 10 years probation due to "affluenza" aka his lawyers claimed he couldn't distinguish right from wrong due to his affluent upbringing. Couch and his mother fled to Mexico, but thanks to their Domino's pizza order they were tracked, captured, and taken back to the United States where Couch will be tried as an adult.

TV Personality / Arch Nemesis Of Miss Colombia

Dude, you had one job. After reading the incorrect winner at the 2015 Miss Universe Pageant host Steve Harvey made the worst mistake you could ever make on live television by crowning the wrong woman. We don't think he'll welcomed to vacation in Colombia any time soon.

Reality TV Star / Porn Star / A Mother's Worst Nightmare

You know you're a terrible daughter when Nicki Minaj calls you out on it. She should probably write a book entitled, "How You Should Not Talk To Your Mom."

NAACP Chapter President / Racially Confused

She needs to stop trying to make transracial happen. She pissed just about everyone off when she lied about her race and then tried to defend the lie. One bright spot: she brought many people together in mutual annoyance.

Internet Dater / Total Psycho

He reacted in the most absurd way when a girl didn't want to go on a Tinder date with him. We don't think anyone will be swiping right to this guy any time soon.

College Girls / Bimbos

Hot girls voting for Donald Trump? Yet another political endorsement we could all do without.

YouTube Star / Douchebag Who Doesn't Know Boundaries

Known for pulling pranks on his YouTube channel Pepper took this too far when he pranked someone into thinking their best friend died, meriting a petition that got over 100,000 people's attention to ban him from YouTube.

Washed-up Politician / Hockey Mom

Palin not only endorsed Donald Trump this year, but she also announced a reality TV show. What's next, The Bachelorette?

Dudes Standing On The Sidewalk In Cargo Shorts / Fake Smokers

Thanks to vaping we now have an additional way to spot a fuckboy from a mile away.

Bad Drivers / GPS Inept

On an otherwise regular Uber trip to my friend's apartment, my driver pulled off on the side of the road about 5 minutes from my destination and announced, "Here we are, friend!" I told him no, actually we are not here, and my driver looked at his map and realized I was right. He did not acknowledge the mistake, and I rated the ride accordingly.

Comedian / Joke Stealer

It turns out The Fat Jewish's hilarious Instagram posts aren't actually his. After losing a TV deal with Comedy Central and a marketing campaign with Seamless, The Fat Jewish finally started crediting his posts. 

Stephen broke my mother's heart into a million pieces, but not before taking my favorite coffee with him on his way out. Stephen, wherever you are, I plan to get that I LOVE ALBUQUERQUE mug back one day. I'll see you in court.