The 'McDonald's Of The Future' Has One Menu Item That Will Change Everything
Be still, my cholesterol-filled heart.
We've all hopelessly scraped the bottom of a McDonald's cup of fries, only to be met with the five stages of fry grief.
First, denial: You only pulled out the drive-thru a minute ago, how could they have disappeared so quickly? Then, there's anger, typically at yourself for having bucked what little self-control you have left. Bargaining follows next, as you reverse back through the drive-thru and plead tearfully for just a few more fries. Depression sets in, as you sob morosely into the drive-thru speaker while a line of cars forms behind you.
Finally, after a brief phone call to your mom calms you down, you accept that you're just going to have to buy another order, because what else is there to do? You've already made such a scene.
But no longer. The cure for your post-fry sadness is here, courtesy of 'The McDonald's Of The Future.'
A while back McDonald's designated St. Joseph, Missouri as the site for an 'innovative' fast food experience, a McDonald's like none you've ever seen before.
Today, they announced the locations grand opening in a video on their facebook page.
The name 'McDonald's of the Future' might inspire more than a few eye-rolls, but good 'ol Mickey D's is using the location to roll out a host of new features. Among them? That's right, all-you-can-eat fries.
The new restaurant will feature interior design that's swankier than your hip friend's downtown loft. Wait for your double quarter pounder in style, amongst fine hardwood and sleek, IKEA-style furniture.
Interactive lights and table-top games are sure to keep children as oblivious to the heart disease as their parents are.
The Play Place of the future features a dope curly slide, multicultural cast of children and even an area where kids in wheelchairs can watch all the other kids have fun. Wow!
An earthy color palette and open floor plan provide a more 'comfortable and inviting atmosphere.' Golly McDonald's, I just might spread out a blanket and have myself a picnic.
Snark and sarcasm aside, let's not forget what's important here. We now have endless fries. ENDLESS. FRIES.
SCREAM IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS!!!
Not that anyone is looking for an excuse to take a summer vacation to Missouri, but hey, we'll do just about anything so long as the fries keep coming. The new location has much more to offer, though. See for yourself.