8 Celebrities Who Coachella-Ed Hard And Failed Way Harder

Coachella is just around the corner, which means it's time for pretentious fashion bloggers and fame-thirsty Snapchat stars to break out the flower crowns and compare their outfits to everyone else's listen to live music.

I know. You're just a normal person who's been dying to see Grimes since her epic "Art Angels" album released. But don't tell me you haven't been planning your outfits for weeks. Months, maybe? So while you decide which fringed crop top will best hide your desert sweat, I'm here as your Coachella spirit guide to teach you a thing or two on who not to be at Coachella this year.

You can thank the Biebs, Kylie and me later.

Last year, Coachella security put the Biebs in a chokehold, then kicked him out of the fest after he tried to argue his way into an at-capacity artist entrance. Not surprising, since he's known for throwing tantrums. And in true JB fashion, he didn't even say sorry.

Moral of the story: Don't be the person who claims they know Drake to get to the VIP section, and always come on time for the show.

Chanel followed in Bieber's footsteps and flipped when security guards didn't allow her and her friends into the VIP section with Drake, since not all of them had wristbands. She wasn't put into a chokehold, but her tantrum is seriously how I used to act when the cool kids didn't let me sit with them at lunch in 7th grade. An embarrassing moment for all parties involved.

Moral of the story: Make sure you're not hangry and have wristbands for your whole squad.

OK, the extreme PDA was cute for a little while when the whole world worshipped Ian and Nina Dobrev, but now WE'RE OVER IT. Plus, he just swapped out Nina for his now wife Nikki Reed, and you literally can't even tell the difference because he's too busy sucking their faces. 

Moral of the story: Keep the PDA at home, bro. You're here for music. At least pretend to like it.

We see you, Leo! Leonardo DiCaprio is known for his (genius) creative disguises to hide from the press, but he was spotted with this ridiculous shirt/cloth hybrid wrapped around his face at Coachella in 2014. Luckily, someone caught him dancing on camera and he was totally feeling the heat. I mean, beat.

Moral of the story: Maybe don't tie a shirt around your face. Your selfies will thank you.

You look at Jared Leto and you're like "OK, sure, he totally fits into this festival scene with his zebra pants and tied flannel around the waist." WELL, DIDYA KNOW Jared's pants reportedly cost $700?! Just insane.

Moral of the story: Check Goodwill before spending a shitload on an outfit you'll only wear once—chances are, no one will notice the difference.

The youngest Kardashian/Jenner showed up to Coachella last year clad in a sheer, lace bodysuit with her undergarments on full display. TBH, I wouldn't really expect anything else, given she just turned into a gun-toting gangster all to sell her lip gloss collection. Three strikes, Kylie.

Moral of the story: No matter how hot the desert is, you don't need to strip down to your underwear.

Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton got into a catty fight at Coachella 2014 and sounded off at each other on Twitter after Paris reportedly called Kelly a bitch—because Twitter wars are totally the way to solve your problems.

Moral of the story: If you have drama with your friends this year, maybe try talking it out face-to-face instead of attacking each other on social media. Also, don't call your friend a bitch just 'cause you're jealous of her outfit.

Look at David Hasselhofff trying to be hip with his white pants, flannel and young, blonde girlfriend! You go, David. You go.

Moral of the story: Don't be David Hasselhoff.