Check Out The New Service That Plans To Kill The Male Stripper Industry
Because the only way to make a guy treat you like the queen you are is to pay him.
Imagine a world where sexy guys in suits sing Justin Timberlake songs and make you dinner, then carry you from the dining room table to the couch. Sounds like a fantasy, right? Well it could be yours, for a price.
ManServants is the brainchild of two former ad copywriters, Dalal Khajah and Josephine Wai-Lin, who were looking for an alternative to male strippers for a friend's bachelorette party. Rather than a half-naked fireman gyrating his "hose" in your face, these ladies wanted attractive gentleman dressed to the nines, serving drinks and endlessly complimenting the woman of the hour.
Nothing would turn me into a runaway bride faster than the realization I could have this instead of a lifetime of being dutch-ovened by the bro I'm about to marry.
Khajah and Wai-Lin have employed a highly curated roster of attractive men in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Palm Springs and New York who are available for events, errands or post-breakup hugs, all while looking dapper and calling you "my lady."
Starting at a steep $125 an hour, you can finally have a dude wait on you hand and foot while you tan by the pool.
Your ManServant is highly customizable. In fact, you get to determine every detail about him, right down to his name and personality type. His time caps out at four hours and he isn't allowed to stay at your event past midnight.
You could hire Luca to tear up old love letters and destroy any digital trace of your ex, all while pouring you glasses of champagne.
Don't get any funny ideas though. There's an "acceptable behavior policy" for anyone who books a ManServant, which states that pants have to stay on and you have to keep you hands to yourself (for the most part).
Need a date for your company party so all your engaged coworkers will shut up about trying to find you a man? Call on Bartholomew.
Bart here could charm the pants off of anyone, but as a ManServant, he keeps it classy. ManServants are required to adhere to a strict code of chivalry, which means he'll hold your purse and act as a human shield, should the office creep find their way near you.
Plus, ManServants aren't just for the ladies.
Fellas, if you and your partner want to celebrate your work promotion by having Gustav do push ups in your living room, you can have that too. Shirt optional.
Get ready to max out your credit card to spend a PG-13 evening with the literal man of your dreams.
Because you've paid enough in wasted bad dates with mediocre dudes, anyway.