Shamebang & 11 More New Words Millenials Need To Add To Their Vocabularies

by N/A, 9 years ago | 1 min read

Because we need a word for the sweat that gathers in your butt crack when you're working out.

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We here at Dose have an affinity for words, and when our lexicon is lacking, we just make up new phrases.

We're tired of waiting for Merriam-Webster to catch up. Even the Oxford English Dictionary is creeping up on our shit list. The OED had the audacity to add tawdry terms like "bukake," "twerk" and "sexting" to the revered list. Yet OED continually fails to provide millenials with sharp, succinct terms for the awkward situations they face every day.

So, we've taken it upon ourselves to come up with words we all need to add to our vocabularies. They may not sound as poetic as the Immortal Bard's, but they're close.