Proof That After Midnight At McDonald's Is Basically An Episode of Punk'd
Ashton Kutcher, we could totally see you doing this.
Josh Raby is a director/ writer/ totally normal dude who just wanted a McDonald's milkshake on a Sunday night.
What happened next is some Ashton-Kutcher-hiding-in-the-playplace-filming-Punk'd type of shit.
We can't help but think of the prince of pranks after reading about this unreal McDonald's late-night nightmare. What you're about to read really happened, but we added in what we think Kutcher would've directed into the microphone of a McDonald's headset, had this been an episode of MTV's finest hour.
"Act surprised. Curse. But also grovel like you just lost his luggage."
"Ask his order. Camera 1, can we get a zoom on the vehicle?"
"Yes, we're making him nervous."
"Tell him you can't. But offer him some, um, how about some pies? My kid goes nuts for those."
"Okay. He cares. This is good, this is really good. Time to take advantage here."
"Act self-depricating. We need him to stick with us."
"Woah. Curveball here. Let's go with it."
"Take your time. We've need a minute to plan this out. The sandwich really threw us off."
"Let's throw in some technical difficulties just for effect."
"Act more self-deprecating and defeated. Really lay it all on the table. We need him to care again."
"Alright, try with the Apple pies again."
"The stage is set. Here we go."
"Make some noise and then yell unnecessarily loud into your headset."
"Say your wife scared you. Be mysterious about it though."
"Come on, keep it going. This episode is going to need to be at least 35 minutes."
"Mila loves discounts so offer him one. I mean I buy things all the time when she tells me it's a good deal."
"Alright, let your wife handle this part."
"Now it's time to really freak him out. Just go for it."
"He's in shock. Say something that makes absolutely sense right now."
"Tell them your love story. We're losing him guys, we need him to care again."
"Now piss him off real good. Show him he didn't have to deal with you guys this whole time."
"We've got some good footage. Enough for an episode. Now let's get the F*** out of here!"
"HAHA he's going to be so pissed when he realizes what's in the bag."
We really wish this would've ended in Ashton popping out of the drive thru with a milkshake in hand.
Sometimes real life happens without Ashton Kutcher guiding you how to be an asshole to a stranger, and MTV isn't there to film it.
All we have to say is thank God for Twitter.