Electing M&M's New Flavor Is Our Most Important Civic Duty This Voting Season
Alright folks, M&M has come out with three new flavors, but only ONE will prevail. Let's use our heads here.
You guys, it's true. In celebration of M&M's 75th anniversary, they've announced three new flavors: Honey Nut (YAS), Coffee Nut and Chili Nut. BUT, as with most wonderful things, there's a catch.
Only ONE of these flavors was made to last. Why do they do this to us!?
As if choosing which nut is best suited as our next president wasn't hard enough.
*insert dramatic exhale* and life is very hard and weighing in with my opinion is exhausting.
But let's use our heads here, folks. Honey nut is the future. Our future.
The other options are a danger to our rectums. I don't need yet another treat that burns my butthole or induces crazy caffeine bowel movements.
The current polls have me biting my cuticles.
Seriously, guys— every vote counts.
All of the flavors are in store nationwide now (and you really must try them as a responsible voter).
The voting runs until June 17, 2016. So go HERE to get on the Honey Nut train, (aka the right train) or text the word "vote" to 87654.