12 Creative Ways To Get High That Prove Stoners Are Artistic Geniuses
Stoners are some of the smartest people on the planet.
Weed smokers take their hobby (job? pastime?) very seriously.
Professional stoners know innovation is the key to development. These weed scientists spent tireless hours in their labs (read: basements) building new ways to get high. Thanks to their Nobel Prize-worthy work, you can now test their dope inventions.
1. Roll a blunt that looks like a dolphin
I don't know where you're supposed to light it, but I'm very intrigued.
2. Puff on whatever this thing is
I guess it's a blunt. But it's in the shape of a Duff beer bottle from "The Simpsons," and that's okay in my book.
3. Spark up an N64 controller
I know, your first thought is "why would anyone waste a perfectly good N64 controller?" Well, to the pot smoking enthusiast, there's no such thing as going too far in the quest for new and exciting ways to smoke.
4. Go minimalist with a teeny tiny bong
Just don't burn your mustache off.
5. Smoke a blunt that's rolled in the shape of a dude smoking a blunt
What is this? Some sort of blunt inception? Bluntception?
6. Roll a joint in the shape of a perfect skeleton key
Wow, this is actually super respectable and impressive craftsmanship. I mean, I don't really want to smoke. Just look at it.
7. Flex your architectural skills by miraculously rolling a joint in the shape of the Eiffel Tower
It might take more time than you're willing to spend, but just look at how cultural it is! So cultural.
8. Show the whole stoner community how nuts you are for football and get your smoke on simultaneously with one of these bad boys
"Football joint." The idea is clever, but the name is not.
9. Pick yourself up a Fold-a-Pipe
This seems like a super smart and creative idea. The edges look kinda sharp though. Watch that tongue.
10. Model a joint after another person
"Roll me like one of your French girls, Jack." Also, you can share this with a friend. Fun!
11. Turn your whole pool into a gravity bong
I'm going to go ahead and say I'm not responsible if you drown, suffocate or die of chlorine poisoning. This is for looking, not for doing.
12. Celebrate Christmas early with a gingerbread man blunt
Now nobody can ever say stoners aren't festive.