23 Dirty Accessories That Will Make Family Dinner Much More Entertaining
Why flip the middle finger when you can flash this subtle message instead?
There are only so many side eyes you can throw at a company meeting without getting caught. Instead of sassing your way out of a job, let your style speak for you.
The assholes in question won't even realize your choice of jewelry is a subtle way of telling them right where they can shove it.
1. Because you can't flip the bird at your racist cousin during Sunday dinner
2. Perfect for days when you have to deal with your least favorite client
3. Roll up to your ex's place to get the rest of your shit while wearing this super cool pin
4. The only bracelet you'll want to wear after some random dude tells you to smile
5. The #1 accessory for any visit to the DMV
6. You can tell grandma this is the membership pendant for your new student organization, 'Friends for Salvation'
7. The only outfit you need for your high school reunion
8. An important reminder for especially shitty days
9. Don these at tomorrow's mandatory work happy hour -but maybe wear your hair down
10. Flash this at the bus driver who insists on taking off before you're safely in your seat
11. Let the world know you're a badass bitch
12. Wear these when you meet with your landlord to talk about your stolen packages
13. For every month's roommate "house meeting"
14. The perfect piece for mornings when your neighbors decide to fight at 8am.
15. The perfect BFF necklaces to split with your squad
16. Give your sass some international flair
17. The perfect stack for when you're fresh out of fucks
18. This name plate necklace is the perfect statement accessory
19. A banner necklace for days when you're feeling adventurous
20. For the gal who can't start her day without a damn fine cup of coffee
21. A plaque to commemorate the word your mom hates most
22. Never forget how much you fucking matter
23. Spend your weekend wearing this and nothing else
