15 Memes You Should Send To Your Girl To Get You Laid ASAP
Memes: getting dudes action since Y2K.
When it comes to memes, there are a few surefire ways to get your girl all hot 'n bothered.
So, you've got a girlfriend. Congratulations! I'm very proud of you. I'm sure you've got an awesome relationship and things are going stellar. You have everything you could ever want in a female partner. But maybe—just maybe—your sex life has slowed down a little.
I know, I know. You're a respectful gentleman, and your girl is worth much more to you than just sex. But if you're feeling a bit starved on the carnal pleasures front, try sending her one of these memes. We all know there are basically two ways to enter your best gal's chamber of secrets: humor and respect. And these memes have both.
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1. Get your girl's attention by paying attention to her
Nothing conveys that better than a Shia LeBoeuf meme.
2. Reinforce the fact that she means the world to you with a little Charlie Brown and Snoopy
Yep, that's just what the two of you are like.
3. When she's feeling safe and secure, hit her with a li'l humor
You know she loves a good laugh.
4. Introduce sexiness into the equation, but don't let go of the humor just yet
A goat meme is perfect for this situation.
5. Don't be afraid to ruin the whole sexy vibe by mentioning your flatulence
Farts aren't sexy in the slightest, but they are always, ALWAYS funny. If your girlfriend doesn't get that, it's time to find a new girlfriend.
7. Then combine respectful and sexy with a classic "hey girl"
Nothing will get her going like Ryan Gosling. Not even you. Sorry, bro. It's a fact of life.
6. Ramp it up again with an impossibly cute pic of a sloth reciting reciting a line from "The Notebook"
Let her know you're on her level.
8. But remind her that you're her man, and she's your woman, and together you make a perfect relationship
Equality and sexiness—it's just perfect.
9. Try playfully inviting her over with a hilarious gentleman baby
It's actually kind of a disturbing invitation, so if she doesn't respond, just embrace the awkwardness
10. Give her a little love
A Whitney Houston classic sung by a squirrel? Yeah, that's how you warm up the oven.
11. But above all, make sure she knows
Nobody loves Kanye more than Kanye.
12. Let her know sex is on your mind, but you're so much more than just a piece of meat
And therefore by virtue, so is she.
13. When she's least expecting it, go:
Don't try this on your crush though. This is girlfriends-only material.
14. Once you do manage to score, make sure you keep in communication with your beau
Let her know that you're interested in a good cuddle and a post-coitus chat.
15. And finally, finish it all
This will ensure next time will go just as smoothly. Cute animal memes are an ace in the hole, figuratively speaking.
Nice work, bro. Now go out there and show your girl how special she is with memes and sex.