13 Things Girls Love To Try Between The Sheets
Spoiler: skimpy pajama pillow fights are not included.
1. Hang out in your robe for like three hours after taking a shower
Getting dressed is a WHOLE THING.
2. Fall asleep on your warm laundry because folding it is way too hard
Then leave said laundry at the end of your bed for three months.
3. Snack on Cheetos all night, then wake up with caked orange cheese dust on your cheek
And then lay a towel over the cheesy crime scene to sleep atop the next night, because washing sheets is completely overrated.
4. Cuddle with your favorite furry friend
After all, isn't this the whole reason you adopted a dog in the first place?
5. Negotiate how much time you can waste before you actually have to get up and shower
"OK, I can sleep for 2 minutes and 43 more seconds."
6. Research symptoms on WebMD for the sudden illness you've definitely contracted
Like a nightmare, but worse.
7. Spend 20 minutes taking a cute "woke up like this" selfie to send to your crush
Gotta make sure that drool mark on your chin doesn't make it into the frame.
8. And then spend 30 minutes taking ugly selfies with weird Snapchat filters to send to your best friend
Gotta make sure that drool mark on your chin ABSOLUTELY makes it into the frame.
9. Wake up at 4am, have an existential crisis, then make 14 To-Do lists about everything you need to accomplish
"You know what? Maybe it's better if I don't leave the house at all today."
10. Calculate exactly how much sleep you'll get if you fall asleep in the next two minutes
And end up sleeping a total three hours, anyway.
11. Psyche yourself up to ask your boss for a promotion and play out 38 versions of the conversation in your head
Then realize it's a little creepy to be playing out boss fantasies in bed.
12. Aimlessly switch between looking at Facebook on your computer and checking Twitter on your phone
Because it's healthy to experiment between the sheets.
13. But mostly, just sleep
100% cotton is always BAE.