Kylie Jenner Releases Gloss Collection, Suddenly Becomes Gun-Toting Gangster
Guns, gloss and her girls — what more does King Kylie need?
Kylie Jenner, empress of the plump pout, added another awesome product to her collection today
She's already killed the matte lipstick game with her highly coveted lip kit, but now she's switching up her formula and offering up glosses.
She released this action-packed ad to promote the new product.
Kylie pulls up to a motel in the dusty desert and reapplies her gloss
Not one to get her hands dirty, it's obvious she'll be working as the getaway driver for whatever is about to go down.
Inside the motel, the human embodiment of a Bratz doll reapplies as she waits for this poor sap to load up her bag with stacks of cash.
Is this giving anyone else major 'Spring Breakers' vibes—or is it just me?
Ky hangs out in her Rolls while her friend does all the dirty work.
Back inside, a gun-wielding gal storms in to fuck shit up.
Bodysuits, booty shorts and over-the-knee boots are my usual attire for armed robberies, too.
They literally throw a dude out a window and King Kylie's a little too chill about it.
"Get in, losers. We're going shopping with someone else's money.'"
We finally get a closer look at the gloss shades. This is "Like."
Bratz doll is sporting "Literally."
And the armed robber looks so cute in "So Cute."
Then they just throw all the money in the air and drive away because #millenialentitlement.
You worked SO HARD for that cash, tho???
The badass babes end up in a lineup, which suggests they're all over 6 feet tall
That feels fake, but ok.
Kylie also released a quick Instagram video with some product swatches so you can get an idea of what the colors will actually look like.
The glosses are available for purchase today, but appear to be out of stock already.
Keep an eye on Kylie Cosmetics to see when you can get these gangster glosses again.