Pornhub's Dirty April Fools Joke Is Bringing Us Hot, Steamy Corn Videos
Every porn corn addict butter love this one.
April 1 is the one day a year you should have no shame in visiting PornHub.com — because for today, and today only, the site is called Cornhub.com. And it's ah-maize-ing.
Get nasty with tons of sizzling, steamy videos of corn like, "watch as he butters it up!" and "in need of a hard shucking."
*pants heavily*
Anyone with an actual hardcore corn fetish will be sorely disappointed, since clicking on the links will lead you not to hot corn bushel action, but actual porn instead.
I can admit that I learned this the hard way.
Anyway, if you're in the market for some steamy corn videos, just for April Fools ~shits and giggles~, I leave you with this image of corn, which I am very disappointed not to have seen on Cornhub.
Well played, Pornhub. I declare you the official winner of April Fools Day.