If Yeezus Had An Instagram Here's What Would Get Him All The Double Taps
Kanye would totally like his own photos.
Kanye recently made a big announcement about his future moves on social media.
Only one condition? Oh, this ought to be good.
Okay, that's fair.
We're not sure when Yeezus will bless us with an Instagram account that will hopefully be as visually pleasing as his tweets are mentally stimulating, so we created our own @kanyewest Insta. From selfies to throwbacks to the only ass bigger than his ego, take a peak at what we think The Life of Pablo looks like in photos.
Selfies.
"Y'all love my tweets, but you don't get to see Kanye in my tweets. I made this Instagram so you can see more of the many sides of Kanye. All good looking, but all are different because I am so versatile and unique, both as an artist and as a human."
Fashion.
"Yeezy Collection: Season 69. It's gonna be spicy, gonna be sexy, gonna be everything you need but probably can't afford."
Politics.
"I'm going to 'Make America Love Kanye Again' in 2020. But let's face it, I know you already love you some Kanye, and I don't blame you. I am going to be the greatest political candidate of all time. I'm going to win, just like I won you over to fund the whole damn thing Mark Zuckerberg. #Yeezy2020"
Family.
"So #blessed and #thankful for my family. You owe it all to me, and I owe it all to the government. #stillbroke"
Zen.
"As I said before a lot of people try and distract me from my creative process, but Kanye is so much higher above you I'm on my own planet. I meditate and create my art so the world can be a better place because I'm in it."
Bling.
"'I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven / when I awoke I spent that on a necklace.' One of the greatest rap lyrics of all time. I may be broke but I'm a big fan of #treatyoself so I got some new ice."
Power.
"#TBT This is the exact moment when I was talking about when I wrote the verse 'I made that bitch famous.' I would just like to say Taylor, I know you have a lot of Instagram followers but Beyoncè has the greatest Instagram of all time.
"I said it before and I'll say it again. I am the greatest living artist of all time. The trophies on the right don't even compare to the trophy on the left: Me, Kanye."
"Everyone take a look at my GoFund me page and fund me. I'm looking at you Zuckerberg, funding my political career just ain't enough. I need you all because you need me. Pay me to create my art, and then I'll create art you all will pay for. #BlessUp"
Ass, er Kim.
"#WCW 'Now I ain't sayin' she a Golddigger.' JK She's not, got that prenup. Plus I'm broke so Kim's got my back, and I've got dat ass."