12 Nerdy One-Liners Only The Smoothest Of Geeks Should Use To Propose
The suavest things to say when you're ready to tie knot with your nerdiest boo.
1. "Who needs to catch 'em all if I've already got you?"
Plan B: "You and I have been through more than Ash and Pikachu."
Going for broke: <insert your name> uses propose! It's super effective!
2. "Let's live long and prosper 'til death do us part"
Plan B: "Resistance is futile."
Going for broke: "You make my Pic-hard."
3. "I don't need an instruction manual to build a life with you"
Plan B: "I think we've graduated from Duplo blocks."
Going for broke: "Don't step on this. It'll hurt like hell."
4. "The cake may be a lie, but this love is as true as it gets"
Plan B: "When we get to the reception there will be cake."
Going for broke: "Can we get GlaDOS to officiate?"
5. "Let me be your scruffy-lookin' nerfherder"
Plan B: "I've found the droid I'm looking for."
Going for broke: "I just hope we don't turn out to be siblings."
6. "Sorry it took so long. I know we've been building to this for like 30 episodes"
Plan B: "I've got some Senzu Beans in case you faint."
Going for broke: "I figured this was better than Potara Earrings."
7. "Hey, listen! I'm proposing"
Plan B: "Together, we're a Triforce to be reckoned with."
Going for broke: "You helped me find all the pieces of my heart container."
8. "Won't you be this doctor's companion?"
Plan B: "If I'm traveling through time, I want you by my side."
Going for broke: "I went through 12 other doctors before I found you."
9. "You're a natural 20"
Plan B: "Roll a commitment check."
Going for broke: "It was your circlet of +10 charisma that really won me over."
10. "May our love never need to buffer"
Plan B: "I'm giving you the Wi-fi password to my heart."
Going for broke: "Bluetooth rings didn't really get the point across."
11. "I've been seeking you since the day we met"
Plan B: "You make me the boy who loved."
Going for broke: "Hopefully, we'll last longer than our Defense Against The Dark Arts teachers."
12. "Our love belongs in a museum"
Plan B: "You had my heart as soon as you tore it out of my chest."
Going for broke: "Kali-maaaaaarriage"