If Tinder Autocorrected Messages, So Many Women Would Find True Love
It's amazing what a little red pen can do to improve Tinder convos.
The only thing that's spoiled here is the mood.
Admittedly, this felt better than it should have.
When his sick rhymes just make you feel...sick.
That mood-killing moment when you have to explain to someone that he’s a sexist pig.
*Mic drop.*
Dudes, take note: Sometimes simple is best.
Hey man, act casual.
Casual and consensual: ladies' two favorite things.
When he starts talking dirty and you vomit in your mouth a little.
WHO EVEN CALLS IT THAT?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pump the breaks!
Note to single guys: A wall of text and boozy Tindering never got anyone laid.
At least he admitted upfront that he's a garbage human!
When Netflix and chill turns into "Literally chill, dude."
Because every girl's eagerly waiting for a Prince Charming to call her degrading names.
Not all feminists are created equal.
Please someone invent an app that autocorrects all messages to polite date invites that women would be thrilled to receive.