19 "Gross" Things All Women Do That Are Actually Perfectly Normal

But the best thing about going days weeks months without shaving is knowing you're not alone. Which means none of these things are actually that gross at all, because safety in numbers, right ladies?

Fact: showering is the worst. It takes so much time and effort, especially when you factor in shaving. For some reason, society makes us feel like disgusting humans if we don't clean ourselves every day, but UGH, who actually has time for that?!

Laundry can be a pain in the ass, especially when you have other priorities like work, brunch and avoiding housework. To make it easier on yourself, you just flip your underwear inside out. What's the big deal? It's not like you're wearing the dirty part a second day in a row, ya know?

Nothing feels better than throwing a hot washcloth on your face and going to town on some blackheads. Thirty minutes later, you've successfully made your skin look worse but you've also experienced levels of euphoria while studying all that gunk. Call it an even draw.

Whenever someone mentions a bad smell, you automatically assume it's you...because remembering deodorant is hard. At least knowing is half the battle, even if it does turn out you're the smelly kid.

Shaving sucks, and you always end up missing a weird patch on your ankle anyway. So on days (or months) when you don't want to bother, you wear clothes that expertly hide the inch-long strands. Everyone is none the wiser.

Most of us are guilty of forgetting deodorant (see: #4). And what better way to solve the problem than spray on a shit ton of perfume in lieu of antiperspirant? Bonus points if people compliment your scent.

This is especially common around your period, when you're especially conscious of weird smells. Better triple check you're not giving off a weird stench. 

There's nothing like coming home after a long day and digging for gold. Turns out, it's a child-like habit you never outgrow.

You've spent countless seconds (minutes?) on the toilet, analyzing that fascinating panty crust that magically shows up in your underwear. Just as long as it's not green or some other weird color, you're likely in the clear.

Boobs aren't just for guys to play with...what fun would that be? When you're sitting at home watching TV or just zoning out, there's nothing more therapeutic than cupping your boobs and bouncing 'em around.

There's nothing more satisfying than pulling that stray head hair out of your crack. How it gets there in the first place is a mystery, but it's borderline orgasmic when you pull it out.

We've all had Aunt Flo show up out of the blue and be like, "Surprise, bitch! I came early!" so you have to fold a bulky pad out of the nearest toilet paper roll. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Plucking is a fine art—you have to find the exact right angle, or else you've maimed your entire nipple. Sometimes, you'll even see just how long it can grow before yanking it out. 

Letting loose during early morning showers is too convenient not to do. It all goes down the drain anyway, so what's the big deal?

Everybody else's farts are repulsive, but yours? They're cool. They sort of smell like bread. In fact, if they don't smell, you're a little disappointed.

Because itchy happens everywhere, and nothing feels better than a good scratch sesh.

Same goes with peeing or changing a tampon. Anything goes! If you can't poop in front of them, they're probably not BFF material.

We're all curious about what poop looks like after a green smoothie vs. a spicy burrito. It's just a fascinating science experiment in personal health.

No, it's not just dudes that do this. You're most relaxed when you can plop on the couch and stretch a hand down your sweatpants, in a completely non-sexual way.