11 Terrifying Paranormal Videos That Prove Ghosts Have Zero Chill
Grab your buddy now, and see if you can you make it through all 11 videos without questioning every previous truth you've held about the living world.
1. A little girl in Russia was inexplicably caught flying by a man walking with his dog through the woods
We see a small girl floating... hovering... flying... whatever, she's in the air unassisted and it's freaking me out. How can she do that? Can I do that? Wait, is she possessed? I don't want that if she's possessed. I take it back.
As the man's dog barks, the little girl falls from the air, into her presumed mother's arms before they both run off.
Many people have called this a hoax, but no one can figure out how this could have been pulled off. I mean, if you have ideas, I'd love to hear them. I want to figure this out so I can fly.
2. This man heard a woman crying in his apartment, decided to walk into a dark room and caught this shadow crouching in the corner
Let me get this straight — this dude went in to find out where the crying is coming from without turning on any lights? Has he not seen any 90s horror film? If you find yourself in this situation, light all candles, then pray to every deity for protection and forgiveness.
He then backed out of the room to muster up a little more courage before peeking in again and found the crouched creature half-standing.
DON'T GO IN AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL!?! LITERALLY. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING?!?
3. This ghost car basically evaded the police by driving through a fence.
Dear Police Officer,
Don't follow that car any longer. Go directly to the FBI and report that wormhole you just discovered. Whatever you do, don't leak the video on the internet and tell people that you found a portal to somewhere probably very scary.
Best Wishes,
Never Coming Out From Under The Covers Again
4. The ghost of Walt Disney allegedly strolled the pathways around his famous park
Well, I never need to go back to Disney again. It's fine. I can go to a local park or something. No, don't worry, I'm not crying.
5. An unseen entity pranked a Blockbuster employee
Yes, Jake, your cart did just move.
Moving on to the next aisle, he tried to pretend that bullshit was worth the $7.25/hour.
There is a jolly, sorta disrespectful ghost f*ckin' with you, Jake. Stop pretending it's not happening. That's just unproductive.
The same DVD just fell again... for the third time... time to actually scram, Jake!
Yeah, but keep "Home Alone 2" with you. That's just good cinema.
6. This security guard responded to complaints of screaming and thumping from an empty hotel room
Don't go in without a buddy! Why did we establish a buddy system if you're going to ignore it, Rick?
JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS A WHITE SHADOWY GHOST LEAVING THE ROOM AS YOU WENT IN.
I NEED MY BUDDY RIGHT NOW!
7. These teens looked for a ghost in an abandoned school in Iraq and didn't even know they found one until they check the video later
The good news: They didn't see the terrifying, headless shadow walking towards them while they were actually in the abandoned school.
The bad news: Those teens probably brought a ghost home with them and they have no idea. BYE.
8. A man confronted what I can only assume is a demon who's having a bad day
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO DEMAND ANYTHING FROM A DEMON?
ANYTHING THAT HAS A LOW, RUMBLY GROWL AND THEN THROWS THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF MY NEATLY KEPT KITCHEN ON THE GROUND IS A BULLY THAT I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS TO STAND UP TO. FACK!
9. This mother heard her son crying and ran into his room to find him LEVITATING OFF HIS BED
Yes, finally, someone who is a reasonable human! Go ahead, scream and drop the camera. You are a responsible parent with an unfortunate haunting, Mrs. K.
10. GOOD GRACIOUS! A SLEEPING MAN RAISED INTO THE AIR BY AN INVISIBLE SPIRIT
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WANTING TO FLOAT.
11. HOLY CRAP ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS GOLLUM IS KNOWN AS A FALLEN ANGEL?
WHAT IS IT FEEDING ON? WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT? OMG, I NEED A CHANGE OF UNDIES. WHY IS IT EYES BLAZING INTO MY SOUL?!?
If you think you can handle all of these, maybe check out the original footage, compiled here.
Oh, you think you can watch both videos? Don't you care about your skyrocketing electricity bill from sleeping with the lights on?!
Watch at your own risk.