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15 Hilarious Summaries Of The Books You Were Supposed to Read In School

by N/A, 9 years ago | 4 min read

Just because I was SUPPOSED to read it in high school doesn't mean I'm actually going to read it now. 

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1. "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald: Stupid rich people, drunk driving and then everyone suddenly feels like going back to the Midwest. 

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2. "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen: Fun balls, sibling drama and Jane Austen flat out lies to you about men for 200 pages. 

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3. "Macbeth" by William Shakespeare: Ain't no party like a Macbeth party because a Macbeth party don't stop until the king is murdered, the best friend is murdered and everything is murdered. 

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4. "A Farewell to Arms" by Ernest Hemingway: Have you heard "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day? Yeah, this book is basically that song but in World War One. 

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5. "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wild: GUYS, he's FOREVER 21. And also a raging masochistic asshole who destroys everything around him. Hooray?

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6. "As I Lay Dying" by William Faulkner: This family is like an angry hillbilly "Real Housewives" franchise: they all have beef with each other and you never really find out why. Also, apparently when things don't go our way we BURN THE

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7. "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger:  Isn't it funny that you're supposed to read this in high school when it's a novel about a kid who intentionally gets kicked out of high school because he thinks it's stupid?

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8. "A Midsummer Night's Dream" by William Shakespeare: Literally "Dawson's Creek plus magic and stuff.

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9. "Anne of Green Gables" by L.M. Montgomery: All Anne wanted was PUFFY SLEEVES, Marilla! You couldn't give your poor orphan child who you're SO MEAN to a puffy sleeve for her troubles? SMH.

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10. "Richard III" by William Shakespeare: Think Macbeth with less parties and magic. Additionally features creepy murdering uncles. 

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11. "Antigone" by Sophocles: EVERYONE DIES, and it's super complicated and you're not sure what you were supposed to 'get' out of it.

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12. "Crime and Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky: It was Raskolnikov! With the axe! In the hallway! This book is basically Clue but with more guilt and less winning.

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13. "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexander Dumas: This is like "The Great Gatsby" except in turn-of-the-century Spain and he actually gets the girl (aka much, much better).

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14. "The Call of the Wild by Jack London: I used to be a one-man wolf pack... and then my human died and I joined a real wolf pack.

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