If You Ever Feel Lonely, Try One Of These 11 Foolproof Solutions
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Loneliness is a rough feeling.
While sometimes being alone is a wonderful thing, loneliness itself is a kindred spirit of despair. There are few worse feelings. Sometimes, people go to extreme lengths to combat the feeling - with mixed results. But it's worth trying, ain't it?
1. Sometimes people make flyers to find a friend
This is an especially effective method to solving the problem of not having enough dicks drawn on your face as well.
2. You can occasionally find companionship in your animals - especially if you're an out-of-work hairdresser who has no friends
I'm so, so sorry, kitty.
3. Really, cats are a great way to feel less alone
Because they let you do weird shit to them.
4. Just one bit of advice when it comes to using cats to combat loneliness: don't overdo it
5. You can't rely on others to pull you out of the cycle of loneliness. Find a way to enjoy your "you" time better
If you really sit with the feeling of loneliness, you'll realize it isn't all that bad. You learn intimate things about yourself. Of course, the sitting's much better if it's done on top of an enormous cucumber.
6. Why not try online dating?
Chances are you'll meet someone equally weird and agoraphobic as you!
7. Try going out on the town! A costume party is a great way to meet people
But, of course, all the happy couples at the party might serve as a reminder of the abyss of despair inside your soul. Maybe just stay at home after all.
8. Take up a hobby or a craft. Cooking comes to mind
This definitely isn't the most depressing thing I've ever seen. Sonia will have you whipping up delicious microwave meals for you (and only you) in no time!
9. Don't be afraid to give yourself a nice, tight hug when you need it
If no one's there to love you, love yourself!
10. Tell yourself a joke. That'll get your lonely spirits up!
11. Send out positive messages to those around you
Why not make a sign? You have to invite people in if you want to ever absolve yourself of your loneliness. Try to love, and the world will love you back!
Now get out there and conquer that crippling lonliness!
Or, you know, don't. It's your life.