22 Times Justin Bieber Was The Dumbest (But Hottest) Human On The Planet
Justin Bieber is feeling 22.
1. When he posted a picture of himself butt-naked while staring out into the ocean
The Biebs ended up taking down the photo and saying ~sorry~ after realizing there were little kids who follow his account.
"To anyone I may have offended I'm so sorry. It was completely pure hearted as a joke but didn't take in account there are littles following me!!!" he wrote. Lolz.
2. When Justin Bieber illegally adopted a pet monkey, named him Mally, then abandoned him
Mally was seized by German officials when Bieber tried to bring him into the country without permission while on his "Believe" tour. The monkey was quarantined at the airport, and Justin was sent a $1,500 bill, which he still hasn't paid. Don't worry, though, Mally is living with other Capuchin monkeys at the Serengeti Park in North Germany.
3. When he spray-painted a wall of the former Hotel Nacional in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and was charged for vandalism
Lucky for him, he wasn't arrested, just fined.
4. Justin Bieber's epic, smiley mugshot after drag-racing in Miami
The Biebs was charged with drunken driving, resisting arrest and driving without a valid license, but at least we were left with the greatest mugshot ever.
5. When he had a temper tantrum and stormed off stage, refusing to finish his set
He later apologized and said he was working on "responding not reacting." Aww.
6. When he decided to get baptized in NBA star Tyson Chandler's bathtub at 2am
It's great that Justin is into his faith - but what's weird about the baptism was the location and time. Tyson Chandler reportedly offered his pool for the ceremony, but it was closed - keep in mind, this was 2am - so he offered up his bathtub instead.
7. When he crashed a random high school prom, just because he always wanted to go
The things you can do when you're a celebrity! The Biebs made a surprise appearance at Los Angeles' Chatsworth Charter High School's prom, and naturally, everyone became a screaming fan girl. He later tweeted that he had always wanted to go to prom, so, glad his dreams came true.
8. When he let down millions of Beliebers by saying he was retiring at age 19
Flash forward three years and look at the successful comeback he had.
9. When he posted this pic of himself in a towel to announce he goes to the gym (did you know?!)
Guys, Justin Bieber works out!
10. When his full-frontal naked pictures leaked online and he was just worried about shrinkage humiliation
“I first saw the one with the black bar over it. I was like, ‘Oh, my God. I just got out of the water. Shrinkage is real,’” Justin told Billboard. 'Cause that's obviously the number one thing to worry about. You can see all the pics here if you're curious.
11. When he called Bette Midler "Britt Midler after she criticized his dad's weird reaction to the leaked penis pics
Justin told Billboard: "This Britt Meddler... I don’t even know who that is, honestly. I wanted to immediately say ‘Who is this lady?’, but then I’m just fueling this negativity.
12. When he decided it would be "hot" to wear his hair in this lil man pony
13. When he posted a picture of a totally random girl and asked the Internet to help him find out who it was
The girl ended up being a 17-year-old student and babysitter. Weird.
14. That time he was hooking up with Kourtney Kardashian
Yeah, he's good friends with the Kardashians - but hooking up with the 36-year-old and mom of three made most of us cringe at least a little bit.
15. When he did an impromptu strip tease on CBS's live telecast of "Fashion Rocks"
Not that anyone was complaining, but he revealed that his "Magic Mike" moment was entirely impromptu, and clearly found it hilarious. "Just stripped on national television hahahaha it wasn't planned lmao," he wrote on Twitter. Ok, Justin.
16. When he rode an ATV in Ontario with his ex Selena Gomez, crashed into a minivan and got arrested
He also got into a physical altercation with the driver and was arrested for the accident and the assault.
17. When he had this deep, perplexing thought about United States geography
18. When he got into a fight with Orlando Bloom
Justin was reportedly bitter about Orlando refusing to shake his hand, so he allegedly said something rude to Orlando about his ex Miranda Kerr... which led Orland to take a swing at him.
19. When he used a wheelchair to skip the lines at Disneyland
Ugh.
20. When he had his people carry him up the Great Wall of China simply because he was too tired to walk
Guess you have that luxury when you're a huge pop star.
21. When he forgot the words to his own Christmas song during one of his concerts
LOLZ.
22. When he looked like THIS in Calvin Klein's campaign and nearly everyone just about lost it
Happy 22nd birthday Justin! Keep on bein' you.
